Hot Takes

Hot take submissions


  1. Breakfast cereal should always be mixed, usually three kinds in one bowl. - Porter Hobbes 


  1. Cold Krispy Kreme donuts are better than hot ones. - Emma Marcotte


  1. The accountability in Covenant's culture is actually a good thing. - Casen Bailey


  1. I want a wife to take care of my kids, house and food. That is way more valuable to me than any additional income to me. - Matthew Endlich


  1. We don’t sing the school song, All for Jesus, often enough. It’s such a jam! - Courtney Swanson


  1. People should stop complaining about the Great Hall food because it’s pretty great - Lily Howe


  1. Cov cat is a menace to this campus, and we were better off without it. - Allison Andrews 


  1. GroupMe is so superior to a text group chat. - Sloane Hopkins


  1. The Real Losers in the Russo-Ukraine conflict are everyone. - Joshua 


  1. Wood is not flammable, that's a misnomer. - Grant Oliver


  1. Catacombs has endured years of oppression from the college overlords . . . the revolution is coming! - Ethan Brown 


  1. I'm a Bio major, I get 3 Mills a day. - RJ Bascom