Covenant College, Holler!

May 1, 2017 Bruno Komel

I love you. Through our unity in the Holy Spirit, I am able to say that I love you. And out of this love flows the following letter:

An Open Letter to Sore Losers

Some recent opinion contributor to The Bagpipe has evidently never heard the ancient proverb, “Never enrage a blader.”

If you went out to 80s Skate Night and raced competitively in roller blades, there is no glory for you.

Dear Taylor Swift,

I come before you a humble fangirl, haunted by the lack of a new album to call mine.