Hayden Kolb: “Arby’s is really good.”
Mally Bright: “Coffee is more of a construct about the ritual than actually needed every day.”
Catherine Smith: “We should have a four-day weekend because women no longer care for the household, and have jobs too.”
Nathan Fredere: “College doesn’t matter.”
Kristy Stapleton: “The only acceptable cold thing to consume out of a mug is ice cream.”
Sara Lo: “Birds and fish are the exact same thing. And they’re both untrustworthy. Sinister, too. I don’t know how anyone could be fond of either.”
David Wilburn: “Honey on pepperoni pizza is delicious.”
Lucy Sicks: “Bagels with cream cheese and hot sauce is one of the best things ever.”
Keenan Kessler: “There’s a direct correlation with the crispiness of a type of potato-based food and it’s quality (thus mashed potatoes are the worst form of potato, chips are the best).”
Evan Hokrein: “An axolotl is NOT a fish.”
Elizabeth Ertel: “Fall is the worst season. Everything is dead and brown, it is cold and windy and cloudy outside.”
Will Voyles: “I love drinking hot water.”
Anonymous music hot takes, from those who don’t want to be crucified:
“Hamilton is a trash musical. It is conceptually rancid.”
“Adele is kind of trash.”
“Not only is Kanye West a loathsome person, his music is objectively revolting and horrible.”