I remember so clearly, the stiff, wooden pew
Which never quite taught me how to sit still
But instead that it is never okay to chew
Picture from: Christ Episcopal Church; Seattle, WA
The literal pews that I chewed on as a kid
On the tingy-copper-quite-improper
Waxed and polished tasty treat
“Stop chewing that, it’s someone’s seat.”
Next Sunday comes and you’re reunited
With your favorite snack-an ancient board.
Church pew.